Charlie's Dis-ertation!

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This is only for you!  A FREE copy of my poem Dis-Ditty-Dat.  This is the full version that is only available here on my website.  I think you can relate to this amusing poem and especially why cat's in my vo'katulary are spelled with a hard captial 'K' and not a soft purring 'c'.  It was this poem that was my inspiration for creating this web site as disdittydat.com.

Enjoy!!!


Dis-Ditty-Dat

Is it dis or is it dat?
Dis-Ditty-Dat
I don’t know where my bones are at
Doggone dat
Some wicked, wicked Kat
Must be behind all dat
Is it dis or is it dat? 

Dis-Ditty-Ditty-Dat

Sniff-sniff...
Dis smell is in the air
Dat it is the Kat!
What do you think of that? 
The Kat is a Rat! 
That’s what I make of dat
Dat it is the nitty-kitty of the Pussy Kat
Dis-Ditty-is-Dat

Kat is a Rat
Is purr-de-much dat
Dis-Ditty-Ditty-Dat
It wasn't so much dis as it was dat
Paws in the air pussy, pussy Kat
The litter box is full of dat
Hand over to Rover
The bone-ified treasure
The Dis-is-Dat
Dis-Ditty-Ditty-Dat
Ditty-Dat

Fat Kat in the sun
Are you done?
Is it safe to cross your path?
Is it dis or is it dat?
Dis-Ditty-Dat


It must have been dat putty, putty Kat
Dat feline fiend
Will cause such a scene
Fat tabby you are no fun
Are you done?
Kat, Kat
Get away from me
Dis pup is tuff, tuff, tuff
Ready to get ruff, ruff, rough
Dis-Ditty-Ditty-Dat
Ditty-Dat

Whataya want?
Pussy, pussy Kat
Don't get your back side
All ruffled up like dat

Paws!
Bring in those claws
Just chill
Take your catnip pill
Dis-Ditty-Ditty-Dat
Ditty-Dat

Dis-Ditty-Ditty-Dat
Ditty-Dat
Dis-Ditty-is-Dat